You’ve been asking.
It was a tough choice, but I have come to a decision. The winner is….
NICK. I asked if he was Nicholas Sparks on the interwebz, but he swears he isn’t. I’ll trust it, for now.
I’ll be mailing this lucky guy the signed author photo, which he says he’ll use to seduce high school girls. Valid.
The reason I picked Nick was mainly due to his comparing Sparks to a young John Wayne Gacy with an Etch A Sketch and book deal. Genius.
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John Wayne Gacy with an Etch a Sketch. I like where your head is at.