“Going shopping” is for illiterate doucheheads. Which is why the only good verbs to use in acquiring these items are “getting”, “obtaining”, and “stealing”. Diction is important. Did you notice the Oxford comma in this paragraph? If so, pat yourself on the back. Anyway, these things are AWESOME. Don’t even tell me you do not want…
A WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE UMBRELLA: (Amazon)
A CHARLES DICKENS ACTION FIGURE (Amazon)
A BOOK BAG THAT SAYS “I READ BANNED BOOKS” (Cafepress)
A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS “READING IS SEXY”: (I OWN THIS T-SHIRT!) (BuyOlympia)
I noticed the Oxford comma, it was sexy.
I also noticed subject-verb disagreement, which was less sexy: “verbs …is?” I blame Bristol Palin. Unless you were being ironic, in which case I have to say, “Well played. Very hipster. The trucker hat of the language.”
Duly corrected! I usually prefer being a grammar Nazi.