I checked my blog stats for once. And had a laugh.
Among the phrases people googled to get to this blog, are:
“[the da vinci code is] dan brown’s best”
“mormon” or “mormonism” or “latter day saints”
“rape stupid”
“why jennifer bell sucks so much”
“Taylor swift’s novel captain awesome”
“i knew taylor swift in high school and she was bitchy”
“moms fuck am strant” (yeah. That’s right. Whatever pornographic niche that refers to – it’s on this blog. Somewhere.)
Better yet, though, is this little fact:
Turns out I’m getting a fair amount of traffic from a French Canadian comedian, Martin Petit (http://blogue.martinpetit.com). He linked to this blog through his own, saying (according to google’s never-ever-wrong translator) :
“The sling of the clique that attack the American literary establishment. That bitch refreshing.”
You heard it first from an automated translating service. This bitch refreshing.
It seems this blog just hit 20 000 views on StumbleUpon. Which I suppose is good. But not as good as the comments by stumble users. My favorite:
I don’t see why Swift deserves this.
Well. It was between that one and this nugget of crazy:
“women’s fiction” – you mean how like feminists want equality and at the same time demand separation of shit like this?
What, what, what? Can anyone translate this sentence into English? Anyway, my answer is: absolutely. Women’s fiction = like how feminists want equality and separation of shit.
Interestingly enough, as a Quebecker acquainted with Martin Petit’s work, I was intrigued to see what he actually said about your site…
What he actually says:
“The port of call for for those attacking the American literary establishment. It’s bitchingly refreshing.”
Although, I’m not sure there actually is an adverbial form of bitching.
Thank you! There may not currently be an adverbial form of bitching… But there should be!
Bitch, you refreshing!
Really, you are.