Do you have Bieber Bubonic Plague? Well. It’s your lucky day. The cover for Justin Bieber’s “100% official” memoir was just released. First Step 2 Forever. This is going to be the Speak, Memory of the 21st century.
I heard the Westboro Baptist Church protested one of his concerts a while back. How ridiculous of them. To think any tween in that vicinity worships God more than Justin Bieber. Their new signs should be photoshopped versions of the cover saying “Justin Bieber is the First Step 2 HELL“.
This post in summation: Justin Bieber is the Antichrist. Incite 4chan-users to make “Justin Bieber Antichrist” a trending topic on twitter. Or google bomb it, or something.
Laughing at this one! My 5 yr old daughter is like OMG obsessed with that boy. She happened to be sitting next to me while viewing your post and she asked if we could buy it (after she asked if she could hang the picture in her room of course).
I told her we’ll buy the next one – you know, after he collapses into a dark hole in another year or so, smoking too much crack & sniffing up anything that looks snortable, dying his hair so many different colors he goes bald, and spending all of his ‘Bieber Fever’ moola on strippers. The next book will be him declaring his re-birth into the world and his come back tour.
Good christ.
Awesome post as usual.
Don’t do it! That’s the devil’s path, man.
Nice distraction, though. You’re pretty hilarious yourself. Do you have a blog of some sort?
Thanx and no I don’t. Would love to but too many ideas in my crazy mind to figure out what to focus on. But if you ever need a partner in crime let me know!
In the meantime I’ve gotten caught up with trying to figure out the affiliate marketing bullshit, trying to make some xtra cash. Do you have any experience?
Hey, I’d love a partner in crime. How about a guest post about Sue Grafton and her alphabet soup of horror?
No experience in affiliate marketing, but I’ve heard lots of it. Interesting?
great…
Out of all your posts so far this has got to be my favourite!
If only because of the line ‘Do you have Bieber Bubonic Plague?’
It made me laugh so much it brought tears to my eyes and is now my quote of the week. Congrats!