Vintage awesome. The above caption is perhaps somewhat prejudiced. If only someone had read this book to me in my formative years.
I’ve heard this book contains a physical separation of the twins. Apparently, the poor parents (I’m mentally blocking out the mere idea of someone giving birth to conjoined twins) have to decide whether they are going to keep the kids Circus Chic or slice them up. Ah, the dilemma! It’s like Jodi Picoult for kids ( start them out early so the blowjob parties in The Tenth Circle don’t come as too much as a shocker).
Well, I’m officially going to hell. Happy reading!


Just had to comment on your last review when you said you’re officially going to hell – I laughed because I say that at least once a week, if not more!
Hope you’re enjoying the summer.
See you there, my friend! I hear it’s the place to be.
Haha, I am definitely buying this book! And don’t worry about hell, in the words of Neil Gaiman/ Terry Pratchett, “Heaven has no taste, and not a single sushi restaurant”.